Three blokes were working on a high rise building project...
Macca, Chook and Simmo. Chook falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Simmo says, "someone should go and tell his wife."
Macca says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, so I'll do it."
Two hours later, Macca comes back carrying a case of beer...
NSFW a young man is in his room
Discovering himself, pulling his pud, jacking off, choking his chook or whatever. His dad busts in unannounced and mortified yells”SON DON’T DO THAT YOU’LL GO BLIND!” To which the son replies “.....um dad, I’m over here.”
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A guy had a very very very long penis
He had so many problems with it that he finally realised he needed medical attention.
So he goes to the doctor but the doctor says: "There is nothing we can do... although... there is this witch on the hill that might have a fix for you."
So he went to the witch on the hill.
Upo...
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