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Not every member of Al Capone's family had a criminal career..

His brother Mas sold cheese .

What did Al Capone say to his capos after going out on a 1st date with an undercover cop?

She is a very good listener.

I recently inherited an antique set of loaded dice from my grandfather. They used to belong to Al Capone himself.

In other words, we've been spending most our lives living with a gangster's pair of dice.

What job did Al Capone's assistant with OCD do?

Organized crime

What do you call it when Al Capone goes camping?

Criminal intent.

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Al Capone summons a man he lent money to

Al Capone gets his thugs to bring a man to him who has stolen $50,000 from him. Unfortunately the man speaks a language Al Capone, nor his thugs understand so they have to get a translator.

Al Capone tells the translator, 'ask him where the money is'
'Where is the money' the translator say...

What do you call a castrated male chicken that runs an illegal moonshine business?

Al Capon

Before he was known as Scarface

Al Capone’s nickname was Scabface.

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