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Catch Fire Jokes

Why did the Fox News Christmas tree catch fire?

They left it too close to the gaslight.

What should you do if you catch fire on a canoe?

Stop, drop, and row.

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The reason people sweat

is so they won't catch fire when having sex.

A Farmer leaves his farm in the care of the farmhand

A farmer has to travel for a week, so he leaves his farm in the care of his farmhand. Before he goes, he instructs him: 'Do not call me for every little issue or problem you have. Only if it's a big issue, contact me!'

Four days pass and the farmhand calls him at his hotel: "Boss, the broom ...

Engineer, Physicist and Mathematician

An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are sleeping in their respective hotel rooms when a problem with the hotel's electrical system causes sparks to fly from the sockets and catch fire to the wastepaper basket.

The engineer wakes up from the alarm, sees what is going on and runs to ...

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

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