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Cat Burglar Jokes

Last Halloween, my friend Lucy dressed up like a cat burglar on a jewel heist.

Lucy….in disguise with diamonds.

Time to change careers. This cat burglar thing isn't working out.

Too many friggin' scratches.

What did the Cat burglar say when he was caught stealing from a French art museum?

I did it for the Monet

What's the difference between a cat burglar and a cat fish

A cat burglar will steal all your stuff but a cat fish will steal all your dignity.

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