A bestiality enthusiast, an arson, a sadist, a necrophile, and a masochist are right outside a psych ward when a cat passes by.
The beastialty enthusiast says "let's fuck the cat," the arsonist says, "let's fuck the cat, then burn it," the sadist says, "let's fuck the cat, burn the cat, then kill it," then the necrophile says, "let's fuck the cat, burn the cat, kill the cat, then fuck it again," and finally the masochist say...
Husband: Honey, our son was just arrested for arson.
Wife: Who was arrested for what?
Police officer: "I'm here to inform you that your son burned down the school"
Police officer: "yes, your son"
A kid's parents were told that their kid was involved in a fire
The parents said in unison "But arson didn't do it!"
"Dad. Are we pyromaniacs?"
"Yes, we arson."
Why did the baker get charged with arson?
Because he was skilled with pie roll techniques.
A kid decides to burn his house down
His parents just manage to get out as flames engulf the house and they see the kid across the road, looking delighted. The dad wraps his arms around his wife, tears welling up in their eyes, and says ‘that’s arson’.
An engineer, a physicist, a mathematician, and a statistician all walk into different rooms, each containing a bucket of water and a garbage can that is on fire.
The engineer walks into his room. He sees the fire, then sees the bucket. He immediately grabs the bucket and dumps the whole thing on the fire to put it out.
The physicist walks into his room and sees the fire and bucket. He takes out a sheet of paper and calculates exactly how much water he...
How did the pirate warn his child about a fire he had set?
He yelled “Arson!”
What did one fire tell to her husband, after their son's birth?
Honey... This is Arson.
But your honor, I didn't mean to hurt anyone when I was playing with fire.
I was just arson around!
What did the pyromaniacs say when their kid told them he wanted to be a firefighter?
*gasp* YOU'RE NOT ARSON ANYMORE
I divorced my wife because she went psycho and burned the house down.
But don't worry. Arson is doing fine.
A man goes to jail.
Lets just say his name is Phil. After he gets settled in he goes out to the wreck yard. Another inmate notices he is new, approaches him and asks him what he's in for. Phil tells him he has a drug and arson charge. The inmate says, so you lit something on fire and got caught selling drugs? Phil says...
Two Parents Get Arrested
A couple is arrested after they get caught burning their son’s name on farms. Picture a big bonfire, but it spells their son’s name.
It’s a tense ride into the station. The parents are obviously nervous, so the officer makes some small talk.
After a while, though, the curiosity gets ...
After burning a building, a son asks his father
"Are we pyromaniacs, Dad?". The father replies, "Yes, we arson"
The once was a doctor who owned a inn....
There once was a doctor who lived in a small town and owned a inn called the Spanish Inn. Everyone in town knew and trusted the doctor and he was admired. One day his inn burned down and the authorities believed it was his wiring and he was tried for arson. During the trial his wife breaks do...
So I live in a small town
The town is really small. There some rich people, but not a lot. One of them, however, is my neighbor. He is a doctor, but also owns a tiny motel with his wife called the Spanish Inn. A couple of years later, the motel mysteriously burns down. The couple tries to file for insurance, but the inspecto...
I love throwing house warming parties
But for some reason the police keep calling it 'Arson'.
After a terrible fire that brought down their home, a man and his wife were grasping for answers
"Do you think it was arson?", she said.
"Which one?", he replied.
Motel insurance scam (x-post /r/Unexpected)
A few years ago, I lived in a small rural town in southwestern Texas, near the border with Mexico. My town had a few rich people living in it, and among these was my neighbor. He was a doctor, and also owned a little motel called the Spanish Inn. It was a nice place, and the doctor enjoyed keeping u...
After our house burnt down, the police said it could be someone we know...
My wife and I had one question. "Could it be arson?"
Threw my new neighbors a house-warming party...
The police called it arson. Whatever...