A robber pulled a gun on the bank clerk and manager saying, “Give me all the money! I need it to set myself up in a trade or profession. You know, initial investment is needed to cover the overheads until my cash flow is established.”
The bank manager said to the clerk, “You’d better do what he says, I think he means business.”
After a bitter divorce, while cleaning out the attic to prepare for selling their dream home, a genie pops out of a dust covered item.
“I will grant you three wishes of anything your heart desires” says the genie, “but know that your ex will receive twice whatever you wish for”
Ok, I’m losing my dream home, I wish for the most glorious mansion complete with staff to serve my every whim.
DONE! You are the o...
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