My son asked if there is anything he shouldn’t buy at a yard sale.
I said Meters.
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What did Hitler buy at the paint store?
A swatchtika.
What size soda does Kim Jong-Un buy at 7-11?
A supreme liter.
Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each...
The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.
The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at $20. This renewed the efforts of th...
What do you call a pickle you buy at a great price?
A sweet Dill!
What kind of bedding can you buy at Walden Pond?
Thoreau pillows!
What's the best gift you can buy at Christmas?
A broken drum, you can't beat it.
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