There was a huge discount on a local shop at my town. 99% off on everything! Apparently no one came.

I guess no one likes coffins.

What's President Trump's favorite store to shop at?

Wall-mart

Why did Michael Jackson shop at Walmart?

Young boys pants were always half off.

Why does Jesus shop at the discount store?

Because Jesus saves

Why do hippies shop at Ikea?

Because no trees were harmed in the making of their furniture.

Why does Michael Jackson shop at k-mart.

Because little boys pants are half-off.

Sorry I know this joke is too old to be one of his victims

and I know it is bad taste to make fun of the dead.

RIP K-Mart you will be missed.

What do you call a shoe shop at the bottom of the sea?

Davy Jones's foot locker.

Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

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Why doesn't Justin Bieber shop at Sport's Authority?

Because he likes Dicks.

Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

Hey baby do you shop at Aldi?

Cause you'll love Aldi's nuts.

Why do white men shop at black yard sales?

To get all their stuff back.

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Why doesn't Justin Bieber shop at 'Sporting Goods?'

Because he likes Dick's better.

Another Golfing Woman Joke

A comely young blonde decided that she wanted to learn how to golf. So she goes to the pro shop at a course near her home, and signs up for lessons.

Well, she's a natural at it, so after a couple of weeks of instruction, the pro suggests she go out and play 9 holes.

Early the next morn...

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A hideous little orc is in the kingdom's capital, looking to acquire medicine for his sick mom.

Nobody can stand the sight of him, with some even threatening violence of he doesn't leave.
He finds and alchemist's medicine shop at the market and tells him about his mother's illness.

"Ah, but of course!" says the alchemist, "It's clearly a case of Sakiara Fever. It's not very common at...

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