This guy shows up at a farm and says he knows how to make animals speak
The farmer says, "That's ridiculous."
So the guy walks up to the farmer's cow and says "Moo moo moo."
The cow replies in English, "Oh, thank you for asking. He generally treats me very well. He milks me promptly at 5:30am every morning. If I had one suggestion, I wish he'd change the w...
When people are scared of my dogs I tell them...
"They eat kibble not people"
And when they relax I add:
"But that's because I ran out of neighbors"
(I actually say that)
What do you call an epileptic puppy?
Kibbles 'n Fits.
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