The doctor gave an old patient a canister and said to bring in a semen sample tomorrow.
The next day the patient returned, but the canister was empty.
He said, "I tried with my right hand, but it didn't work."
"I tried with my left hand, but it didn't work."
"I called in my wife and she tried with her right hand, but it still didn't work. Then she tried with her le...
KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline)
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while she was there she went out to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back...
Back in the day, if you had a quarter at a gas station you could come out with a canister of ice cream, or a few candy bars.
Now they have cameras.
What's in the canister?
The R6 Community
A tub, pail, can, basket, canister, vat, kettle, cask, pot, keg, barrel, and bowl.
I needed to make a bucket list before I die.
What do you use to kick a canister of mints?
your tic-tac toe
A man ran out of gasoline and walked to a nearby small oiler town.
Fortunately, there was a gas station. . He couldn’t find a gas canister, so he went down the street knocking on each door to find one.
He knocked on one door.
“Hello, I’ve run out of gas and need a gas can. Can you help me?” The woman said “No, but Jolyne can.”
He knocked on Jo...
A tragedy in the Mystic town
The Mystic town is populated by the human powers, who oddly look like big canisters with labels on them, and is divided into two parts by a huge road. One side of the road is for "General Powers", where guys like Strength, Speed and Agility live. The other one is "Other's" half, where Karma, Qi, Wil...
With a Little Help from Our Friends!
Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them, shouting to please come out and give himself up...
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A fella working at a Sherwin-Williams store has a particularly challenging customer one day.
It's a Saturday morning, so the shop is pretty busy; there's quite the line of people needing paint mixed up. This lady's completely out of place; dressed to the nines, talk-to-the-manager haircut, the works. She hands our man Joe a tiny paint chip and says, "I need this exact color. It has to be pe...
After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his Young secretary.
His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Edith’s multi million dollar home and since the man’s lawyers were a little better he prevailed.
He gave Edith his now ex-wife just 3 days to move out. She spent the 1st day packing her belongings into boxes crates and suitcases.