Since they live on a farm, his mother asks him if he has done his chores. "Not yet." says the little boy. Mother tells him he can't have breakfast until the chores are done. Well the boy is a little pissed as he gets up to do the chores.
When he goes back to the table all there is a bowl of ...
Why do the French only eat small breakfasts ?
Because one egg, is an oeuf.
What's the most evil of breakfasts?