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Breakfasts Jokes

Why do French people eat small breakfasts

One egg is an oeuf

What's the most evil of breakfasts?

Luftwaffles

What do you call hip people that go to bed and breakfasts?

The Inn Crowd

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A little boy comes down to breakfast

Since they live on a farm, his mother asks him if he has done his chores. "Not yet." says the little boy. Mother tells him he can't have breakfast until the chores are done. Well the boy is a little pissed as he gets up to do the chores.

When he goes back to the table all there is a bowl of ...

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