Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to a luncheon meeting of local ministers…..
the restaurant's owner waited nervously for the clerics' reaction.
"Quick, man," he whispered to the waiter, "what did they say?"
"Nothing," replied the waiter, "They were all too busy slipping the seeds into their pockets."
I got invited to a cannibal's luncheon last week, but I showed up about 30 minutes late.
They gave me the cold shoulder.
A group of wealthy gentlemen were sitting at a luncheon arguing over who made the most money...
Man #1 says "I am the wealthiest man here. I am a banker. Every month, I make a handsome profit in the interests on all my loans at once."
Man #2 says "Ah, but I own the operations of a massive oil production. I never even have to work and every quarter my profits triple because demand is so ...
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The kindness of the elderly . . .
When we get older, we think differently, don't we? This letter was sent to the Principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all humankind . ...
What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich?
A Luncheon!
Church bake sale
Alice Grayson was to bake a cake for the Baptist Church Ladies Group bake sale in Tuscaloosa, but she forgot to do it until the last minute.
She remembered it the morning of the bake sale, and after rummaging through cabinets she found an angel food cake mix and quickly made it while drying ...
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