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Fasting Jokes

Fasting isn't expected of Muslims until they reach puberty. This means that absolutely all Muslim children...

...grow up to fast

My friend was cranky from fasting all day for Yom Kippur yesterday.

I’m sure it will Passover.

Fasting.

What a Jamaican calls Sonic the Hedgehog

My doctor told me intermittent fasting is good for weight loss.

I told him it doesn't work for me.

I haven't lost any weight even though I've been doing it multiple times a day.

I’ve finally started intermittent fasting and been doing all my eating within a window.

Sad to say it’s been the McDonald’s drive thru window.

Whats the only thing a muslim can eat while fasting

Fast food

I asked a man in a turban why he wasn't fasting

He told me you don't have to fast for Ramadan if you are Sikh.

Why did a blonde on a diet eat her food quickly?

She thought she was fasting.

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