My brother's been fasting for over 9 days now. Says he wants to get closer to God.
If he keeps this up he's gonna be shaking hands with him soon.
Ghandi walked around barefoot most of the time, so he had rough feet. And he fasted a lot for spiritual and political reasons, so he’s not very physically strong. And because of the fasting, you could say that he did not have great breath, it didn’t smell great.
So to sum it all up, you could say that Ghandi was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Two monks werewere discussing humility.
"I have been praying and fasting, meditating and studying religion for 20 years. I have finally reached the level of humility. I am truly a nothing." said one monk.
The other monk nodded gravely. "I too have spent my life devoted to serving God. I am also a nothing."
At that moment a j...
I’ve finally started intermittent fasting and been doing all my eating within a window.
Sad to say it’s been the McDonald’s drive thru window.
I’m done with Ramadan!
Other muslims are still fasting, but I was faster.
What do you call a really quick muslim?
How does Bernie Sanders stay so slim?
Ghandi spent a lot of time fasting in his life, which made him thin and frail. He chose not to wear shoes often, so when he walked, he toughened up his feet. Rarely did he brush his teeth.
That makes him a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.