Blue Moon Jokes - 9 Hilarious Blue Moon Jokes

I told my Dr. I only smoke once every blue moon….

The problem is my refrigerator is full of them.

I asked my buddy if he always puts an orange wedge in his beer.

He said, "Ehh not really. Maybe once in a Blue Moon."

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I met a girl in a bar once...

I asked her if she had ever had with a guy for drugs.

“Once every Blue Moon”, she replied.

I’ve never been one to judge, so I offered to buy her a drink.

“I’ll have another Blue Moon”, she said.

Do you guys ever get your fingers stuck in beer bottles?

It happened to me once in a blue moon.

I have a couple shots of tequila maybe once every blue moon.

Sorry, I wrote that wrong. I have a couple of Blue Moons for every shot of tequila.

What do you call a smurf with his pants down?

A blue moon

A Centrist, Leftist, and Rightist Walk into a bar

The Bartender Says "Blue Moon or Red Wine?"

"Blue Moon" says the leftist.

"Red Wine" says the rightist.

"Red Wine with cannabis oil" says the Centrist.

In early The Who gigs their drummer would sometimes go on stage dressed in nothing but a layer of blue paint. However, he didn't do it too often.

In fact, it would only happen once in a blue Moon.

So what’s the big deal about the moon tomorrow?

It’s just a blue moon...

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