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Blue Moon Jokes

I told my Dr. I only smoke once every blue moon….

The problem is my refrigerator is full of them.

I asked my buddy if he always puts an orange wedge in his beer.

He said, "Ehh not really. Maybe once in a Blue Moon."

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I met a girl in a bar once...

I asked her if she had ever had sex with a guy for drugs.

“Once every Blue Moon”, she replied.

I’ve never been one to judge, so I offered to buy her a drink.

“I’ll have another Blue Moon”, she said.

Do you guys ever get your fingers stuck in beer bottles?

It happened to me once in a blue moon.

I have a couple shots of tequila maybe once every blue moon.

Sorry, I wrote that wrong. I have a couple of Blue Moons for every shot of tequila.

What do you call a smurf with his pants down?

A blue moon

A Centrist, Leftist, and Rightist Walk into a bar

The Bartender Says "Blue Moon or Red Wine?"

"Blue Moon" says the leftist.

"Red Wine" says the rightist.

"Red Wine with cannabis oil" says the Centrist.

In early The Who gigs their drummer would sometimes go on stage dressed in nothing but a layer of blue paint. However, he didn't do it too often.

In fact, it would only happen once in a blue Moon.

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A homeless man walks into a restaurant...

He sits down at a table and asks to speak to the manager. The manager walks over to the man and says

"Can I help you?"

"I'm going to be honest with you. I have no money to pay for a meal. But I want to make a little wager with you. I want you to take any spoon that you want and then I ...

So what’s the big deal about the moon tomorrow?

It’s just a bloody blue moon...

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Remy the Chef Rat sits down on his therapist's couch.

His therapist says, "Remy, I haven't seen you in a while. How is everything going?"

Remy says "It's terrible. You know how I left my restaurant chef job to start my own brewpub? Well the health department just shut it down."

She says, "Oh no, Remy, that's horrible."

"And on top ...

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