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Bloody Passwords

PASSWORD PROBLEMS:

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.

USER: cabbage


WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER: boiled cabbage



WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
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What do Taylor Swift and Chinese history have in common?

They both have a Blank Space in 1989

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Password reset

A man was was unable to log into his online banking account and he pulled up the online chat support.

"I put in my password and I cannot access my account"

"Sorry that password has expired- you must register a new one."

"Did anyone discover that password and hack my computer?"...

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Choosing a password.

-Cabbage

-Password needs to be 8+ characters long.

-Boiled Cabbage

-Password cannot contain blank spaces

-Boiledcabbage

-Password cannot contain capitalized letters

-boiledfuckingcabbage

-The password must contain a number

-50fuckingboiledcabba...

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An elderly couple from Ohio are planning their 40th anniversary...

The couple, who were rabid basketball fans, had used the last 39 years to have an annual foray into their shared passion for the NBA. They went to games when they could, had gone to the Basketball Hall of Fame (four times so far), but usually just celebrated by getting each other neat collector's i...

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