Car rides and plane rides are just like video game loading screens if you think about it.

Most of the time they both take way too long.

Blonde dropped and cracked her phone screen.



Blonde 1: "Hey, I dropped my phone and the screen is cracked. Will they be able to fix this?"

Blonde 2: "Is it that bad?"

Blonde 1:: "See for yourself. I'll send you a screen shot."

\*After seeing the screenshot\*

Blonde 2: "Are you kidding me?"

Blonde 1:...

So a BMW rolls up on a tesla and says "you wouldn't even run without all those fancy computers and screens"

The tesla responds "OK BEAMER!"”

As a middle aged man I love going up to pretty young women who are staring at their cellphone screens and asking

Are you my tinder date?

FUN FACT: if you fart and sneeze at the same time

Your body takes a screenshot

You know you're poor when..

the Flies get together and fix the holes in your screens.

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