This is my absolute favorite "so bad it's good" joke
A man went to the doctor with a horrible itch in his ass. After an examination, the doctor gave him his diagnosis:
\- You have an enormous tapeworm in there. This is not a matter of normal treatment, so my advice to you is to insert a boiled egg in your anus followed by a gummy bear. Call me ...
I needed to catch a bear to complete my zoo…
So I called a bear catcher.
The bear catcher shows up in his truck the next day. He gets out of his truck with a feather, some rope and a gun along side his dog, Blue.
He says that Blue is an expert bear tracker. He will find us a bear and run it up a tree.
“I’m going to chase...
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