What do you call a beached russian submarine

Whiskey on the Rocks

What do you call a group of beached whales?

A tide pod.

Why did the beached whale go to the dentist?

He had shore teeth

What did the beached whale say to Chris Christie?

Well, looks like we both know how to empty a beach, huh?

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