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What did the one beached whale said to the other beached whale?

Life's a beach and then you die.

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What do you call a beached russian submarine

Whiskey on the Rocks

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What do you call a group of beached whales?

A tide pod.

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Why did the beached whale go to the dentist?

He had shore teeth

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What did the beached whale say to Chris Christie?

Well, looks like we both know how to empty a beach, huh?

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