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Shores Jokes

Four friends on a boat who find a genie

A group of friends--an Italian, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and an Englishman--are lost at sea and long to return home. Their boat randomly crashes into a chest floating on the sea and inside they find a lamp. Upon touching the lamp a genie appears to the group and declares "I shall grant you all one w...

Bronko Nagurski story

After retiring from the NFL, Bronko lived out the rest of his 82-year life on the shores of Rainy Lake on the Canadian border. He preferred not to "toot his own horn" and refused most interviews. Other than farming, Bronko ran a service station in International Falls with his sons. He became famous ...

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There were three medieval kingdoms on the shores of a lake....

There was an island in the middle of the lake, over which the kingdoms had been fighting for years. Finally, the three kings decided that they would send their knights out to do battle, and the winner would take the island. The night before the battle, the knights and their squires pitched camp and ...

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Two English men land on the shores of Ireland

As they glance over the scene. they see a beautiful lush green plain before them with all kinds of wild life all around them. They see Rabbits, Deer, Foxes, Sheep and a few Hedgehogs in the bush near them.
One of the man turns around to see that their ship is sinking in the distance and shouts i...

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In honor of Norm Macdonald, here is my favorite joke of his.

There was a fella, a little boy in school named Dirty Johnny. He'd always be a hellion in class and the teacher didn't think much of him.

So the teacher has an in-class project, and she says "Now this is what you're gonna do here, class. I want you to stand up, and tell the class a story fro...

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It is the month of June, on the shores of the Black Sea. It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.


Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town.


He enters the only hotel, lays a 100 Euro no...

Was on my way to the club when my wife told me pick up the kid at the shore

Son on the beach

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