In honor of Norm Macdonald, here is my favorite joke of his.
There was a fella, a little boy in school named Dirty Johnny. He'd always be a hellion in class and the teacher didn't think much of him.
So the teacher has an in-class project, and she says "Now this is what you're gonna do here, class. I want you to stand up, and tell the class a story fro...
The Battle of Three Kingdoms
There were three medieval kingdoms on the shores of a lake. There was an island in the middle of the lake, over which the kingdoms had been fighting for years. Finally, the three kings decided that they would send their knights out to do battle, and the winner would take the island.
I get very tensed & nervous when I am at man-made structures adjacent to shores.
It must be 'pier pressure'.
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La Tonga (NSFW)
Once upon a time there were two explorers, John Smith and James errmm..Smith ,doing what they did best....exploring. After 2 weeks of sailing they came to shore on what looked like a deserted island.
Hopping off, they eagerly went on a trek through the beautiful tropical forest before them. ...
Captain John McGrue was one of the most respected explorers
Born in England, he became known for his seafaring skills at a young age. At the age of 20, he heard the legends of the greatest drinks in the world, a quest many explorers had tried, but unfortunately none could complete the trip. McGrue was talked out of it by every friend, until at 28, already an...
Was on my way to the club when my wife told me pick up the kid at the shore
Son on the beach