Thanks to a very healthy lifestyle, a married couple live well into their 100s

One day they are both killed in a tragic accident, and go to heaven.

On the first morning, they go up to God and ask where the gym is. "Gym?" God replies, "you don't need to go to the gym here, you'll always be in perfect shape even if you never exercise." The wife says how nice that is, but...

What washes up on tiny beaches?

Micro waves

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How do you classify the relationship between nude beaches and non nude beaches?

Tangenital

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Damn Little Johnny

Little Johnny was sitting in class on a Thursday and the teacher made an announcement. She said that she was going to start asking one question every Thursday and if anyone got the correct answer school on Friday would be dismissed. So the first question was...How much does the earth weigh? Little v...

Yo mumma’s so fat

The ocean beaches on her.

What do they call a banana hammock on the beaches of Massachusetts?

A Cape Cod Piece

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