A small coastal Australian church gets word the Pope is coming for a visit.
The church committee quickly gets together to discuss arrangements and the topic quickly turns to what food they will serve the Pope.
One of the nuns suggests a serve of fish would be appropriate. The committee agrees and one of the priests is nominated to source a fresh fish.
My friend had a dream of studying birds native to coastal regions before he died.
It's honestly really sad he never got to accomplish his Sea*goals*
A man and his son were walking through a dark coastal town.
They couldn't fathom why it was so dark. So they made their ways to an old harbourside Inn, and spoke to the landlord. He said that since their only source of energy ran out the town was suffering blackouts and there was nothing they could do about it without the funding for some cleaner, greener en...
I rescued a penguin that came to shore near home
It must have got caught in a coastal current and ended up at the beach. I was happy to save it but didn't know what to do with it.
Someone suggested I take it to the zoo. I thought that was a great idea, and that's what I did.
A few weeks later the same person saw me at the beach. ...
I hear there's a tropical storm Karen heading for the US...
They have warn all department stores and fast-food joints in the coastal area to batten down their managers.
On a sparkling summer day,
A penguin is driving his convertible along a coastal road. Accelerating through a bend, he hears a “thump” from the engine bay.
It’s not so far to the next town, so he slows down and limps the car to the local mechanic’s workshop.
“I’m a bit busy right now, mate”, says the mechanic. “C...
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Gerrard and the nudist beach
Gerrard, a young Parisian stud, books himself a couple of weeks at a coastal nudist colony to work on the tan (and the ladies) but on his first day he realises his member looks like a milk bottle compared to the rest of his tanned, toned body - he doesn't believe in sunbeds and you can't exactly bat...