My local coastline has been so overfished that during 30 minutes of snorkeling I saw only a single fish.
It was the sole survivor.
A ship is navigating along the Mediterranean coastline through some thick fog...
One of the crew members approaches the captain. "Sir I think we made a wrong turn and were heading downriver though Egypt."
"Egypt?" The captain ponders over his charts for a moment before shaking his head "No no, I think were definitely on course"
The crew member shrugs and returns to...
The stormy seafarer
One stormy evening, a seafarer was thrown overboard whilst passing through the strait of Dover. As luck would have it, the ocean currents pulled him unconscious to the English coastline, where he was found and revived by a man adorned in a cape, deerstalker hat and smoking a pipe.
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A married couple are sailing with a young tour guide.
There's a sudden storm and the boat gets destroyed. Luckily, all three of them survive and manage to swim towards a small island.
Once they've caught their breath, the tour guide speaks. "Let's take turns keeping watch for any ships that come by for help. I'll climb up that palm tree and keep...
Fitting joke for Hurricane Harvey
This is a Joke my Dad (who is Catholic) once told me when I was young. With Hurricane Harvey currently outside my window, I was reminded of it. Maybe it will give some humor to those currently in worse off areas than I.
A woman lives on the Texas coastline. Her town orders her to evacua...
A man walks into a bar, at night
He walks in and is seated next to the most beautiful woman he's ever seen in his life. All he can think about is how he has to marry her. He strikes a conversation with her and they hit it off. They leave the bar and as they're walking out she gives him her number, her name was Lela.
A psychic child and his psychiatrist are on a passenger liner traveling from the UK to the US.
As the ship is fairly close to the coastline, the child begins screaming and covering his eyes.
His psychiatrist immediately asks "What is it, what happened?"
The child responds, "Icy dead people[.](/r/feghoot)"