What do you call a Mormon from Florida?

A Fort Lauderdale saint.

A Jewish man and his wife...

A Jewish man was driving down Alligator Alley in Ft. Lauderdale when a police officer pulled him over.

"Sir," said the officer, "you wife fell out of the car 2 miles back!"

"Oh, thank god!," he replied. "I thought I was going deaf."

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