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Beached Whale Jokes

What did the one beached whale said to the other beached whale?

Life's a beach and then you die.

What did the beached whale say to Chris Christie?

Well, looks like we both know how to empty a beach, huh?

What do you call a group of beached whales?

A tide pod.

On vacation this summer my wife took an early morning walk on the beach while the kids and I ate breakfast.

When my wife got back she said there was a beached whale and we needed to see it. My son said "well it's not beached anymore, you're standing right there."

Worst son-burn ever.

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