Baker's Jokes - 9 Hilarious Baker's Jokes

The French baker's pastry shop collapsed on him

He was in a lot of pain.

Why Did The Baker's Wife Divorce Him?

Because she caught him giving away too many creampies!

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A man goes into a baker's shop

A Man goes into a baker's shop and asks for two bread rolls. The shopkeeper picks up two rolls with a pair of tongs and puts them in a paper bag.

The man then asks for two cakes. Again, the shopkeeper picks them up with the tongs and puts them in the bag.

The man says, "It’s nice to s...

Why is a baker's dozen 13 instead of 12?

In case one dozen come out right.

What's a baker's favourite tree?

A pastry.

What's an Italian baker's favourite book?

*Focaccia in the Rye*.

Why were the baker's hands brown?

He kneaded a poo

What is a baker's favorite joke?

A cinnamon pun.

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A Jew and an Arab walk into a bakery.

Once inside the Arab grabs three pastries and swiftly stashes them in his pocket. He then looks at the Jew with a prideful smile and says "See how sly I am?"
The Jew, being determined to crush the Arab's pride, walks up to the baker and says "If you give me a pastry I will show you a magic trick....

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