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The French baker's pastry shop collapsed on him

He was in a lot of pain.

Why Did The Baker's Wife Divorce Him?

Because she caught him giving away too many creampies!

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A man goes into a baker's shop

A Ā Man goes into a baker's shop and asks for two bread rolls. The shopkeeper picks up two rolls with a pair of tongs and puts them in a paper bag.

The man then asks for two cakes. Again, the shopkeeper picks them up with the tongs and puts them in the bag.

The man says, "Itā€™s nice to s...

Why is a baker's dozen 13 instead of 12?

In case one dozen come out right.

What's a baker's favourite tree?

A pastry.

What's an Italian baker's favourite book?

*Focaccia in the Rye*.

Why were the baker's hands brown?

He kneaded a poo

What is a baker's favorite joke?

A cinnamon pun.

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A Jew and an Arab walk into a bakery.

Once inside the Arab grabs three pastries and swiftly stashes them in his pocket. He then looks at the Jew with a prideful smile and says "See how sly I am?"
The Jew, being determined to crush the Arab's pride, walks up to the baker and says "If you give me a pastry I will show you a magic trick....

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