RE-RE-RE-REMIX - So there was this professional assassin that charged $10,000 per bullet...
*This is a parody because the original is posted almost daily*
So there was this professional assassin that charged $10,000 per bullet
A guy comes up to him in the bar one day and says, “Are you the guy who charges $10,000 a bullet?”
“What if you miss?”
Digging a hole
A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and, after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his cola and he watched a couple of men working along the roadside. One man would dig a hole two or three feet deep and then move on. The other man came along b...