Jake and Ruth were blood analysts in a hospital. Given the proximity of the hospital to the highway, really gruesome motor accidents were quite common. So the hospital decided to house a huge supply of blood for emergencies, and these two were employed full time to analyse blood which they got, and ...
Back when I was in high school, I worked at a grocery store as a stockboy.
One of the "long time fixtures" there was a homeless guy who would sit outside and ask for change. He was there every day, from opening of the store until closing, without fail.
Several months after I started, the owner decided to go in a new direction with the store and wanted to increase wo...
Two neighbors get into a heated argument.
It culminates into one of them yelling: "You know what I'll do? I'll get up really early and write 'IDIOT' on your door!".
To which the other replies: "Go ahead, I'll get up even earlier and wipe it off!".