Says one zero to the other: 'How can she wear a belt in this heat?'
A student asks another student, "How many zeroes does your salary have?"
He responds "One"
"In which currency?"
"Any :("
A couple is celebrating their 25th anniversary
They go to a beautiful, exotic resort by the sea. While the wife gets ready for dinner, the husband strolls down the beach when he trips over a lamp sticking out of the sand. The man rubs the lamp, and sure enough a genie appears.
After a couple of minutes of chatting, the genie proclaims, “...
There's zero difference between US and European Healthcare....
...well, lots of zeroes...usually added to the end of the bill.
Does a non-binary mathematician
still use zeroes and ones?
2 Brazilian soldiers
During President Trump's morning briefing, his military advisor tells him, "Mr. President, last night 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in a bombing raid. There were no U.S. casualties."
Hearing this, President Trump is shocked. Visibly shaken, a single tear wells up in his eye, then streams d...
A student came to me and asked
"Is 200 zeroes a lot ?"
"depends on their position " I said "if they are after a decimal point, no"
"and if they are above pearl Pearl Harbor , then yes"
I've been telling everyone I was a billionaire when apparently I wasn't
Well I didn't know that just having multiple zeroes in your bank accounts don't count.
Horse, Chicken, Cow
So there is this horse, he is watching TV and sees this really awesome band. He really zeroes in on the lead guitarist. He wants to learn so bad. So he calls the local music instructor and asks if he can teach him to play the guitar. So after a few months, the horse plays exactly like his favori...
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