UPJOKE
noindiazipnullintegernumeral systemnumbermathematicsnilnadazilchnothingnaughtnixnought

Zeroes Jokes

Two zeroes are walking through the desert.

Along comes an eight.

Says one zero to the other: 'How can she wear a belt in this heat?'

A student asks another student, "How many zeroes does your salary have?"

He responds "One"

"In which currency?"

"Any :("

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A young man volunteered for the military during WW2.

He had such a high aptitude
for aviation that he was sent right to Pensacola skipping boot camp. The very first day at Pensacola he solos and is the best flier on the base. All they could do was give him his gold wings and assign him immediately to an aircraft carrier in the Pacific.
On his fi...

A couple is celebrating their 25th anniversary

They go to a beautiful, exotic resort by the sea. While the wife gets ready for dinner, the husband strolls down the beach when he trips over a lamp sticking out of the sand. The man rubs the lamp, and sure enough a genie appears.

After a couple of minutes of chatting, the genie proclaims, “...

There's zero difference between US and European Healthcare....

...well, lots of zeroes...usually added to the end of the bill.

Does a non-binary mathematician

still use zeroes and ones?

2 Brazilian soldiers

During President Trump's morning briefing, his military advisor tells him, "Mr. President, last night 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in a bombing raid. There were no U.S. casualties."

Hearing this, President Trump is shocked. Visibly shaken, a single tear wells up in his eye, then streams d...

A student came to me and asked

"Is 200 zeroes a lot ?"


"depends on their position " I said "if they are after a decimal point, no"

"and if they are above pearl Pearl Harbor , then yes"

I've been telling everyone I was a billionaire when apparently I wasn't

Well I didn't know that just having multiple zeroes in your bank accounts don't count.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

With an "R"

It's Dirty Johnny's first day in college. He enters his first class in the morning and takes a seat as the Professor walks in.

"Good morning. My name is Prof. Prussy." The class starts to laugh and Prof. Prussy says, "I'm glad you find it funny. Just remember it's with an "R".

That...

Horse, Chicken, Cow

So there is this horse, he is watching TV and sees this really awesome band. He really zeroes in on the lead guitarist. He wants to learn so bad. So he calls the local music instructor and asks if he can teach him to play the guitar. So after a few months, the horse plays exactly like his favori...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.