On date nights, I lean over to my girlfriend, and in a sugary voice I say: “null, nada, nix, naught, zilch, zero”
Because she likes it when I whisper sweet nothings in her ear.
I went to a friend with whom i had recently fought.
I told him zilch. He then snapped and said" this means nothing".
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Man goes to a doctor: “Doc, I want to live forever what should I do?”
The doctor thinks for a moment then asks the man do you drink? I have a beer or two after work says the man. OK from now on, no more drinking, ever, not even on your birthday. Oh that sounds hard, says the man, but OK. Do you smoke? The doctor asks. Very little, I hav...
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