Why the preference for 8/9 over it's decimal?


They stopped teaching decimals at the school for blind children

Nobody could see the point.

Want to see all the decimal digits of Pi?

They are {0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9}, and there are no others!

Why do whole numbers struggle in debates with decimal places?

They have no point to make

Let's memorize the repeated decimal 0.818181..... forever.

You said you would never forget 9/11

A recurring decimal walked into a bar

And never returned

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TIL that Melvil Dewey, inventor of the Dewey Decimal system for organizing library collections, was known to be a serial sexual harasser.

Someone really should've put him in his place.

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.


Have their point.

What do you get if you leave your math homework outside all night?

Dewy Decimals.

Here are the 10 best number systems.

1. Binary

2. Decimal

There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who can count in binary,

ternary, quaternary, quinary, senary, septenary, octal, nonary, decimal and hexadecimal, and those who weren't expecting a double-subverted binary joke.

New Conspiracy Theory about 9/11

So, if you convert 9/11 into a decimal, you get 0.8181818181818181818181818181.... going on forever. What's the eighth letter of the alphabet? H. What's the first letter of the alphabet? A. That's right, ladies and germs. The Joker did 9/11.

What do librarians call breathalyzers?

The DUI decimal system

I used to hate math, until one day I realized...

Decimals have a point!

How do Rabbis organise their books?

The Jewey Decimal System.

There are 10 types of people in this world

1. Those who know binary.
2. Those who know base 3.
3. Those who know base 4.
4. Those who know base 5.
5. Those who know base 6.
6. Those who know base 7.
7. Those who know base 8.
8. Those who know base 9.
9. Those who know decimal.
10. Those who know none of the above.

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5 surgeons discussing who it's easier to operate on

So there's 5 surgeons talking about who is easier to work on.

One says well, it's electricians, because they are color coded inside.

The second says librarians, because they use the Dewie Decimal System to organize their insides.

The third says construction workers, cause they c...