It's pointless.

He was sure he would have to convert.

He is missing the point.

Nobody could see the point.

Yet only one in a hundred find this funny.

Overrated.

They are {0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9}, and there are no others!

They have no point to make

So he started singing a song which was meant to teach people about the numbers of pi. The students were intrigued by this mesmerizing little poem, and by the end they had learned the first 10 digits of pi.

Next, the teacher asked each one to write down the first 10 digits onto a sheet of pape...

Next, the teacher asked each one to write down the first 10 digits onto a sheet of pape...

Because decimals always have a point.

it floats.

And never returned

This joke *may* contain profanity. 🤔

Someone really should've put him in his place.

But as you get older you realise that decimals have a point

Have their point.

Beginner

1. Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal?

Because he would have to convert.

2. Why do plants hate math?

It gives them square roots.

3. Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average?

It was a mean thing to s...

1. Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal?

Because he would have to convert.

2. Why do plants hate math?

It gives them square roots.

3. Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average?

It was a mean thing to s...

The number says "Decimal of that pi is so delicious. I wanna taste it so bad!"

The letter said "Alphabet you do."

The letter said "Alphabet you do."

1. Binary

2. Decimal

2. Decimal

ternary, quaternary, quinary, senary, septenary, octal, nonary, decimal and hexadecimal, and those who weren't expecting a double-subverted binary joke.

So, if you convert 9/11 into a decimal, you get 0.8181818181818181818181818181.... going on forever. What's the eighth letter of the alphabet? H. What's the first letter of the alphabet? A. That's right, ladies and germs. The Joker did 9/11.

The DUI decimal system

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.