My friend refuses to believe that working with decimals is easier than working with fractions.

He is missing the point.

My son was getting super stressed learning about decimals.

I guess you could say it was getting pretty tenths.

Why should you never argue with a decimal?

It‘s because they always have a point.












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I like decimal place jokes.

Jokes about whole numbers just have no point.

I don't see why some people use fractions instead of decimals

It's pointless, but anyway you gotta draw the line somewhere or else people will think you're being irrational. But that's beside the point

I don’t understand why people use fractions instead of decimals.

It’s pointless

They stopped teaching decimals at the school for blind children

Nobody could see the point.

I made this up on the spot and I'm really proud of it.

This isn't the best joke, but I'm really proud of how it came out. My sister and I are both in town visiting our parents for the first time in years. I keep dropping bad puns and my sister keeps yelling at me.

Tonight, we were telling stories from our youth, and I told her this one. She was r...

Why the preference for 8/9 over it's decimal?

Overrated.

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

Want to see all the decimal digits of Pi?

They are {0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9}, and there are no others!

Why was the fraction skeptics about marrying the decimal?

He was sure he would have to convert.

How do you sort out Harry Potter books?

Using the Dobby Decimal System

Let's memorize the repeated decimal 0.818181..... forever.

You said you would never forget 9/11

Two options for keeping a budget that always has money.

Add a zero or move the decimal point.

A maths professor was struggling to teach his student the first 10 numbers of pi.

So he started singing a song which was meant to teach people about the numbers of pi. The students were intrigued by this mesmerizing little poem, and by the end they had learned the first 10 digits of pi.

Next, the teacher asked each one to write down the first 10 digits onto a sheet of pape...

Everyone likes to laugh at other people's inability with numbers. However, 45% of people consider themselves bad at math, every twentieth member of the population hates decimals, 1 out of 5 people can't do mental arithmetic and 3/10 can't do fractions without a calculator.

Yet only one in a hundred find this funny.

I used to hate maths when i was a kid

But as you get older you realise that decimals have a point

A student came to me and asked

"Is 200 zeroes a lot ?"


"depends on their position " I said "if they are after a decimal point, no"

"and if they are above pearl Pearl Harbor , then yes"

A recurring decimal walked into a bar

And never returned

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

Why can’t software developers distinguish between Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

(hint: octal and decimal are numerical bases 8 and 10 respectively, happy holidays!)

There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who can count in binary,

ternary, quaternary, quinary, senary, septenary, octal, nonary, decimal and hexadecimal, and those who weren't expecting a double-subverted binary joke.

A number is visiting a letter's house, where the letter is cooking a pi in the oven.

The number says "Decimal of that pi is so delicious. I wanna taste it so bad!"

The letter said "Alphabet you do."

What system was used to keep track of the Millennium Falcon's Library?

The Chewie-decimal system

New Conspiracy Theory about 9/11

So, if you convert 9/11 into a decimal, you get 0.8181818181818181818181818181.... going on forever. What's the eighth letter of the alphabet? H. What's the first letter of the alphabet? A. That's right, ladies and germs. The Joker did 9/11.

Two cows are in a green grass field when one says to the other-

"You know even though pi is usually written upto only two digits after the decimal point it is actually infinite."

The other cow replies,”moo.”

What do librarians call breathalyzers?

The DUI decimal system

There are 10 types of people in this world

1. Those who know binary.
2. Those who know base 3.
3. Those who know base 4.
4. Those who know base 5.
5. Those who know base 6.
6. Those who know base 7.
7. Those who know base 8.
8. Those who know base 9.
9. Those who know decimal.
10. Those who know none of the above.

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TIL that Melvil Dewey, inventor of the Dewey Decimal system for organizing library collections, was known to be a serial sexual harasser.

Someone really should've put him in his place.

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