He is missing the point.

I guess you could say it was getting pretty tenths.

It‘s because they always have a point.

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apologies if repost

Jokes about whole numbers just have no point.

It's pointless, but anyway you gotta draw the line somewhere or else people will think you're being irrational. But that's beside the point

It’s pointless

Nobody could see the point.

This isn't the best joke, but I'm really proud of how it came out. My sister and I are both in town visiting our parents for the first time in years. I keep dropping bad puns and my sister keeps yelling at me.

Tonight, we were telling stories from our youth, and I told her this one. She was r...

Tonight, we were telling stories from our youth, and I told her this one. She was r...

Overrated.

it floats.

They are {0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9}, and there are no others!

He was sure he would have to convert.

Using the Dobby Decimal System

You said you would never forget 9/11

Add a zero or move the decimal point.

So he started singing a song which was meant to teach people about the numbers of pi. The students were intrigued by this mesmerizing little poem, and by the end they had learned the first 10 digits of pi.

Next, the teacher asked each one to write down the first 10 digits onto a sheet of pape...

Next, the teacher asked each one to write down the first 10 digits onto a sheet of pape...

Yet only one in a hundred find this funny.

But as you get older you realise that decimals have a point

"Is 200 zeroes a lot ?"

"depends on their position " I said "if they are after a decimal point, no"

"and if they are above pearl Pearl Harbor , then yes"

"depends on their position " I said "if they are after a decimal point, no"

"and if they are above pearl Pearl Harbor , then yes"

And never returned

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

(hint: octal and decimal are numerical bases 8 and 10 respectively, happy holidays!)

(hint: octal and decimal are numerical bases 8 and 10 respectively, happy holidays!)

ternary, quaternary, quinary, senary, septenary, octal, nonary, decimal and hexadecimal, and those who weren't expecting a double-subverted binary joke.

The number says "Decimal of that pi is so delicious. I wanna taste it so bad!"

The letter said "Alphabet you do."

The letter said "Alphabet you do."

The Chewie-decimal system

So, if you convert 9/11 into a decimal, you get 0.8181818181818181818181818181.... going on forever. What's the eighth letter of the alphabet? H. What's the first letter of the alphabet? A. That's right, ladies and germs. The Joker did 9/11.

"You know even though pi is usually written upto only two digits after the decimal point it is actually infinite."

The other cow replies,”moo.”

The other cow replies,”moo.”

The DUI decimal system

1. Those who know binary.

2. Those who know base 3.

3. Those who know base 4.

4. Those who know base 5.

5. Those who know base 6.

6. Those who know base 7.

7. Those who know base 8.

8. Those who know base 9.

9. Those who know decimal.

10. Those who know none of the above.

2. Those who know base 3.

3. Those who know base 4.

4. Those who know base 5.

5. Those who know base 6.

6. Those who know base 7.

7. Those who know base 8.

8. Those who know base 9.

9. Those who know decimal.

10. Those who know none of the above.

This joke *may* contain profanity. 🤔

Someone really should've put him in his place.

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