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It‘s because they always have a point.

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He is missing the point.

Jokes about whole numbers just have no point.

....are missing the point.

It's pointless, but anyway you gotta draw the line somewhere or else people will think you're being irrational. But that's beside the point

I guess you could say it was getting pretty tenths.

Nobody could see the point.

It's pointless!

"Is 200 zeroes a lot ?"

"depends on their position " I said "if they are after a decimal point, no"

"and if they are above pearl Pearl Harbor , then yes"

"depends on their position " I said "if they are after a decimal point, no"

"and if they are above pearl Pearl Harbor , then yes"

Decimal jokes. Integer jokes just don’t have any point.

it floats.

Yesterday, I decided to stick to binary only, instead of the decimal system.

I went to the grocery store and I saw: "£10." I thought, "wow, that product is 101 times cheaper today!"

I went to the grocery store and I saw: "£10." I thought, "wow, that product is 101 times cheaper today!"

You said you would never forget 9/11

They are {0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9}, and there are no others!

He was sure he would have to convert.

Overrated.

Add a zero or move the decimal point.

This isn't the best joke, but I'm really proud of how it came out. My sister and I are both in town visiting our parents for the first time in years. I keep dropping bad puns and my sister keeps yelling at me.

Tonight, we were telling stories from our youth, and I told her this one. She was r...

Tonight, we were telling stories from our youth, and I told her this one. She was r...

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

(hint: octal and decimal are numerical bases 8 and 10 respectively, happy holidays!)

(hint: octal and decimal are numerical bases 8 and 10 respectively, happy holidays!)

ternary, quaternary, quinary, senary, septenary, octal, nonary, decimal and hexadecimal, and those who weren't expecting a double-subverted binary joke.

But as you get older you realise that decimals have a point

And never returned

The number says "Decimal of that pi is so delicious. I wanna taste it so bad!"

The letter said "Alphabet you do."

The letter said "Alphabet you do."

So, if you convert 9/11 into a decimal, you get 0.8181818181818181818181818181.... going on forever. What's the eighth letter of the alphabet? H. What's the first letter of the alphabet? A. That's right, ladies and germs. The Joker did 9/11.

Yet only one in a hundred find this funny.

*Tender submission* - A game of poker in which the losing hand wins

*Tender sum* - A wild guess carried out to two decimal places

*Successful Tenderer* - A contractor wondering what they left out.

*Architect* - A person who knows very little about a great deal and keeps knowing less and le...

*Tender sum* - A wild guess carried out to two decimal places

*Successful Tenderer* - A contractor wondering what they left out.

*Architect* - A person who knows very little about a great deal and keeps knowing less and le...

The DUI decimal system

1. Those who know binary.

2. Those who know base 3.

3. Those who know base 4.

4. Those who know base 5.

5. Those who know base 6.

6. Those who know base 7.

7. Those who know base 8.

8. Those who know base 9.

9. Those who know decimal.

10. Those who know none of the above.

2. Those who know base 3.

3. Those who know base 4.

4. Those who know base 5.

5. Those who know base 6.

6. Those who know base 7.

7. Those who know base 8.

8. Those who know base 9.

9. Those who know decimal.

10. Those who know none of the above.

This joke *may* contain profanity. 🤔

Someone really should've put him in his place.

Dewy Decimals.

The Andouille Decimal System

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