They stopped teaching decimals at the school for blind children

Nobody could see the point.

Want to see all the decimal digits of Pi?

They are {0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9}, and there are no others!

Everyone likes to laugh at other people's inability with numbers. However, 45% of people consider themselves bad at math, every twentieth member of the population hates decimals, 1 out of 5 people can't do mental arithmetic and 3/10 can't do fractions without a calculator.

Yet only one in a hundred find this funny.

Why the preference for 8/9 over it's decimal?

Overrated.

Why do whole numbers struggle in debates with decimal places?

They have no point to make

Let's memorize the repeated decimal 0.818181..... forever.

You said you would never forget 9/11

What's the use of decimals, I mean...

Whats the point?

A recurring decimal walked into a bar

And never returned

Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

Decimals

Have their point.

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TIL that Melvil Dewey, inventor of the Dewey Decimal system for organizing library collections, was known to be a serial sexual harasser.

Someone really should've put him in his place.

I used to hate maths when i was a kid

But as you get older you realise that decimals have a point

Recycled ones. But love them. 36 Math jokes and puns

Beginner

1. Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal?

Because he would have to convert.

2. Why do plants hate math?

It gives them square roots.

3. Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average?

It was a mean thing to s...

A number is visiting a letter's house, where the letter is cooking a pi in the oven.

The number says "Decimal of that pi is so delicious. I wanna taste it so bad!"

The letter said "Alphabet you do."

Here are the 10 best number systems.

1. Binary

2. Decimal

There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who can count in binary,

ternary, quaternary, quinary, senary, septenary, octal, nonary, decimal and hexadecimal, and those who weren't expecting a double-subverted binary joke.

New Conspiracy Theory about 9/11

So, if you convert 9/11 into a decimal, you get 0.8181818181818181818181818181.... going on forever. What's the eighth letter of the alphabet? H. What's the first letter of the alphabet? A. That's right, ladies and germs. The Joker did 9/11.

What do librarians call breathalyzers?

The DUI decimal system

How do Rabbis organise their books?

The Jewey Decimal System.

How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System

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