Why the preference for 8/9 over it's decimal?


Why do whole numbers struggle in debates with decimal places?

They have no point to make

They stopped teaching decimals at the school for blind children

Nobody could see the point.

Want to see all the decimal digits of Pi?

They are {0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9}, and there are no others!

A recurring decimal walked into a bar

And never returned

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TIL that Melvil Dewey, inventor of the Dewey Decimal system for organizing library collections, was known to be a serial sexual harasser.

Someone really should've put him in his place.

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.


Have their point.

Here are the 10 best number systems.

1. Binary

2. Decimal

There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who can count in binary,

ternary, quaternary, quinary, senary, septenary, octal, nonary, decimal and hexadecimal, and those who weren't expecting a double-subverted binary joke.

New Conspiracy Theory about 9/11

So, if you convert 9/11 into a decimal, you get 0.8181818181818181818181818181.... going on forever. What's the eighth letter of the alphabet? H. What's the first letter of the alphabet? A. That's right, ladies and germs. The Joker did 9/11.

What do librarians call breathalyzers?

The DUI decimal system

I used to hate math, until one day I realized...

Decimals have a point!

There are 10 types of people in this world

1. Those who know binary.
2. Those who know base 3.
3. Those who know base 4.
4. Those who know base 5.
5. Those who know base 6.
6. Those who know base 7.
7. Those who know base 8.
8. Those who know base 9.
9. Those who know decimal.
10. Those who know none of the above.