I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals

It's pointless.

Why was the fraction skeptics about marrying the decimal?

He was sure he would have to convert.

My friend refuses to believe that working with decimals is easier than working with fractions.

He is missing the point.

They stopped teaching decimals at the school for blind children

Nobody could see the point.

Everyone likes to laugh at other people's inability with numbers. However, 45% of people consider themselves bad at math, every twentieth member of the population hates decimals, 1 out of 5 people can't do mental arithmetic and 3/10 can't do fractions without a calculator.

Yet only one in a hundred find this funny.

Why the preference for 8/9 over it's decimal?

Overrated.

Want to see all the decimal digits of Pi?

They are {0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9}, and there are no others!

Why do whole numbers struggle in debates with decimal places?

They have no point to make

A maths professor was struggling to teach his student the first 10 numbers of pi.

So he started singing a song which was meant to teach people about the numbers of pi. The students were intrigued by this mesmerizing little poem, and by the end they had learned the first 10 digits of pi.

Next, the teacher asked each one to write down the first 10 digits onto a sheet of pape...

Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

A recurring decimal walked into a bar

And never returned

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TIL that Melvil Dewey, inventor of the Dewey Decimal system for organizing library collections, was known to be a serial sexual harasser.

Someone really should've put him in his place.

I used to hate maths when i was a kid

But as you get older you realise that decimals have a point

Decimals

Have their point.

Recycled ones. But love them. 36 Math jokes and puns

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1. Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal?

Because he would have to convert.

2. Why do plants hate math?

It gives them square roots.

3. Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average?

It was a mean thing to s...

A number is visiting a letter's house, where the letter is cooking a pi in the oven.

The number says "Decimal of that pi is so delicious. I wanna taste it so bad!"

The letter said "Alphabet you do."

Here are the 10 best number systems.

1. Binary

2. Decimal

There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who can count in binary,

ternary, quaternary, quinary, senary, septenary, octal, nonary, decimal and hexadecimal, and those who weren't expecting a double-subverted binary joke.

New Conspiracy Theory about 9/11

So, if you convert 9/11 into a decimal, you get 0.8181818181818181818181818181.... going on forever. What's the eighth letter of the alphabet? H. What's the first letter of the alphabet? A. That's right, ladies and germs. The Joker did 9/11.

What do librarians call breathalyzers?

The DUI decimal system

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