On date nights, I lean over to my girlfriend, and in a sugary voice I say: “null, nada, nix, naught, zilch, zero”
Because she likes it when I whisper sweet nothings in her ear.
I was Washingtons of clothes when...
Adams-el in distress ran up to me and said her boyfriend Jefferson was being not nice and even though I was a bit Madison at the guy I couldn’t help but give her retreat, and boy, she was such a Monroe!
My friend Jack’s son decided to do a van burying on me I was having a leisurely drive. He ...
What's the difference between a container of peanuts, cashews, and almonds and neutering a dog.
One is mixed nuts - the other is nixed mutts!