On date nights, I lean over to my girlfriend, and in a sugary voice I say: “null, nada, nix, naught, zilch, zero”
Because she likes it when I whisper sweet nothings in her ear.
So my math teacher asked me to do an initial value problem...
...and I said, "Y Naught?"
They lifted there blades, in one last final assault...
The battle was long, perilous, and gruesome. The twins made it through nearly three quarters of the enemy battalion before reaching the final lines of the fray. Wielding naught but rags and broken tools after their endless nightmare, they saw the end stretching over the thin horizon.
One last...
A man from Baltimore dies and goes to hell...
He had been a bad man his entire life and therefore the devil made sure to give him extra work in the hottest fiery pit of hell. After a week goes by, the devil stops by to see how miserable the man is, but instead finds the man happily going about his work. He asks the man: "Why are you so damn ...
This popped into my head in class the other day...
Why do professors like stats and physics students?
Because they'll work for p naughts.
Today I learned the history of the word noodles
Back in ancient Asian territory, they created a food product. They chose to trade it with the Western world. When asked what they called this food, they realised they didn't have a name for it yet. It was a great food that always ended with empty bowls, so they decided to take the English words 'nau...
SHERLOCK HOLMES WAS CAMPING WITH DR. WATSON
Sherlock Holmes was camping with Dr. Watson…
…and Mr. Holmes turned to his assistant: Tell me, Watson, what do you see?
Watson was puzzled by the remark, but he looked up and said, “Stars. Millions and millions of them.”
Holmes responded: “I agree. And Dr. Watson, certainly you ...
So, here's a story...
Once upon a time, there was a king.
The king ruled over a small kingdom he had inherited from his father. The king was not a particularly bad ruler, considering. However, one of the dukedoms his late father had conquered, started to plot against him, in order to liberate themselves from...
In the days of old the River Thames was once plagued with a giant wyrm.
The dread creature preyed upon any who used or went near the river, and many lives were lost, and eventually the call went out for a brave knight to slay the vile creature. It soon became apparent that this was no task for a common knight, but only the holiest and most dedicated - a living saint....
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