My least favorite subject in school was Ancient History.
The teachers tended to Babylon
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The year: 2029. A brilliant scientist is constructing the first sentient artificial intelligence.
He's working out of his garage in San Francisco, living on charitable donations from his worried friends. He dropped out of college when he realized he could change the world — there's no going back; his life is dedicated to this project. At first, he is met with failure upon failure. But then, he r...
What do infantile criminals fear the most?
The Hanging Gardens of Babylon.
I once met a crazed man muttering incoherently about Ancient Mesopotamia
But I had to stop him, because I didn’t want him to Babylon
What city are people who like to talk a lot from?
A choir boy goes to confession...
He says, "Father, forgive me for I have sinned."
The priest asks, "What is your sin, my child?"
"I've had carnal knowledge of a girl, Father."
"My son, it is good that you have confessed this to me but wasting your innocence on these base acts is a sin. In order to fully redeem ...