On date nights, I lean over to my girlfriend, and in a sugary voice I say: “null, nada, nix, naught, zilch, zero”
Because she likes it when I whisper sweet nothings in her ear.
Engineers gonna engineer
A scientist, a mathematician, and an engineer end up stranded on a small island inhabited by some very reclusive locals. They find themselves in jail the next day for breaking some obscure law that nobody can really explain.
They're sentenced to death. Not that their "crime" was all that sev...
Spanish joke... Un pez dijo al otro pez, "Qué hace tu padre?"
Nada
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The mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of pigeons in Phoenix .
He could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of Phoenix was full of pigeon poop, the people of Phoenix could not walk on the sidewalks, or drive on the roads..
It was costing a fortune to keep the streets and sidew alks clean.
One day a man came to City Hall and offered the May...
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