Why did the birthday boy wrap himself in wrapping paper?
So he could live in the present.
Wrapping Paper Cowboy
A tall weather-worn cowboy walked into the saloon and ordered a beer. The regulars quietly observed the drifter through half-closed eyelids. No one spoke, but they all noticed that the stranger's hat was made of brown wrapping paper.
Less obvious was the fact that his shirt and vest were als...
Christmas tip: Wrap empty boxes in Christmas wrapping paper. When your child misbehaves, toss one into the fire.
I strongly believe in karma.
Like this other day i noticed a homeless man sitting in front of the supermarket. He seemed to have a difficult time.
I went into the supermarket and collected some stuff to give to the homeless man, i wrapped it up neatly in some wrapping paper and went back outside
The homeless man a...
A little boy excitedly rushes into a candy store that sold some unusual goods...
Inside he meets the owner who takes him around the store and shows him all of the products. There were lots of different ones, candy shaped like a dog biscuit, the grass a cow would eat, the worms a bird would eat and even one that looked like a T-bone steak!
The boy is awe-struck and can’t ...
On the morning of her birthday....
On the morning of her birthday, a woman tells her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond necklace. What do you think it means?”
“Maybe you’ll find out tonight,” he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. She ripped off the wrappi...
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?
(Just kidding, he hasn't managed to get the wrapping paper off yet)
What paper product speaks really quickly?
Bob and Sean Connery were walking one day...
Bob and Sean Connery were walking one day. The leaves were turning in the trees, and the sun was shining through them.
"I shay!" Sean Connery said, "What a day to be outshide. It's shimply beautiful, ishn't it?"
"Absolutely," his friend Bob replied, admiring their surroundings. Though ...