Kraft Jokes - 33 Hilarious Kraft Jokes

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What's Adolf Hitler's favourite computer game?

Mein Kraft.

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What is Hitler's favorite Videogame ?

***Mein Kraft***

A Kraft cheese factory recently burned down...

No one reported the fire for hours, because no one believed that there actually were hot Singles in the area.

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Kraft foods is moving their entire operation to Israel.

They’ll be renaming themselves “Cheeses of Nazareth”.

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What do Tom Brady and Robert Kraft still have in common?

They go to Florida for happy endings

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"Thank you Bob Kraft!"

-Jussie Smollett

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Robert Kraft facing charges of soliciting a prostitute just means...

That once again the Patriots are tied to a scandal involving deflated balls.

What's Robert Kraft's favorite wing flavor?

Dry rub!

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What is Robert Kraft's favorite football play?

The rub and tug in the end zone.

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Bob Kraft doesn’t look like a Bob...

He looks more like a john to me

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Apparently Kraft are opening a new factory in the Holy Land. They're calling it . . .

Cheeses of Nazareth.

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Robert Kraft doesn't always have a use for massage parlors.

But sometimes they come in handy.

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Kraft is planning on building a manufacturing plant in the Middle East.

They will call it "Cheeses of Nazareth".

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Patriots owner Robert Kraft charged with solicitation of prostitution

‪Robert Kraft ought to open his own chain of rub-n-tug parlors called Kraft’s Singles. “Your balls deflated or your money back!”‬

I keep trying to write a joke about the Kraft scandal...

...but they all end up too cheesy.

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Kraft have just opened up a new factory in Jerusalem...

They've called it 'Cheeses of Nazareth'.

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I ordered a steak prepared à la Robert Kraft at a steakhouse outside Gilette Stadium.

It was well-aged meat, massaged with an Asian rub, publicly grilled and roasted.

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Somehow it looks like Robert Kraft will get away with his little massage parlor incident...

This isn't the first time he got off...

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Kraft Foods, Inc. has moved their headquarters to Tel Aviv

They're changing their name to Cheeses of Nazareth.

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While I don’t believe Belichick is rooting for Brady, I absolutely believe Bob Kraft wants Brady to win one more before he retires...

What can I say? Bob Kraft just loves a happy ending.

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Wanna hear a joke about Kraft Macaroni and Cheese?

I would tell you but its dangerously cheesy.

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People are giving Robert Kraft a hard time for paying someone to give him a tug, but let's be honest...

Giving _yourself_ a tug isn't that comfortable when you've got 6 rings on.

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Last October, I was walking through the cemetery.

I came across a trash can where someone had thrown out their Kraft Halloween monster themed mac and cheese...

It was the mac.

It was the monster mac.

the monster mac

was in the graveyard trash.

Thanks mom for this more obscure one

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Hitler built a boat in pixelated blocks and named it

Mein Kraft

I was in the supermarket when I got a message on my phone telling me there were 24 singles in my area,

Think I'm going to delete the Kraft Cheese app.

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What does a german guy call his block of cheese?

Mein Kraft

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What do you use to build a roof out of cheese?

Kraft Shingles

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I can't stand cheese slices...

...but I respect the Kraft

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What does Hitler call his mac and cheese?

Mein-Kraft

What do you throw on stage at a mouse strip club?

Kraft Singles.

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Why did macaroni and cheese get sober?

They were tired of smoking Kraft.

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New England Patriots gates....

When they filmed the other teams practicing it was called "Spygate"

When Brady used deflated balls it was called "Deflategate"

Now that Bob Kraft is in trouble for visiting a full service massage parlor, would that be called, "Tailgate"?

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Doing the Boss

A woman's boss calls her into his office asking her if she would house sit when he's gone for a weekend.
Accepting right away she says , "I'll make a list right now of what you'll need. Whatll you need me to do?"

"I've a mini pig that has a rash, can you rub some soothing oil on it?" The b...

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