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If Peter Parker's webs are made out of spider silk ,then what is Miles Morales webs made out of ?

Cotton.

PS: I am black , so yeah , don't fill my inbox.
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People are so misunderstood about spider webs..

They think it’s like silk, but it snot
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What would you call if spiderman starts jumping around buildings instead of swinging using his spider webs?

Peter Parkour
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My job is hosting a dating website for insects…….

Don’t judge me. I’m just trying to make ants meet
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One Spider Says to Another:

"If we built spiderwebs together, we'd be twice as fast! I shit, you knot."

What do you call recently married spiders?

Newly Webs
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