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Webs Jokes

People are so misunderstood about spider webs..

They think it’s like silk, but it snot

What would you call if spiderman starts jumping around buildings instead of swinging using his spider webs?

Peter Parkour

My job is hosting a dating website for insects…….

Don’t judge me. I’m just trying to make ants meet

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One Spider Says to Another:

"If we built spiderwebs together, we'd be twice as fast! I , you knot."

What do you call recently married spiders?

Newly Webs
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