When I was a kid, my dad and I went to the zoo to see the birds.
I loved birds as a kid, and really wanted one as a pet. I would spend hours looking through picture books about birds, studying their plumage, learning all that I could. So when the day came that my dad took me to the zoo to see the bird enclosure, I was really excited.
I had read about the...
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A young man is in need of a job,
And he looks through the classifieds to see what's available. He finds an ad from a farmer in need of some extra hands, so the man calls up the farmer and agrees to meet the next day to see what work he'd be doing.
The farmer greets him at the gate and begins to show the young man around. Fir...
So an optimist was best friends with a pessimist.
He was always trying to find things that could make his pessimist friend say something positive about but he never could.
One day, the optimist decided to buy a fabulous pet that his pessimist friend couldn’t find anything wrong with. So he went to a specialty pet store and explained his mis...