Two men decided to go deer hunting and got lost. Then one had a big idea.
Man 1: I heard if you fire in the air three times, it's a universal distress signal. We should try it!
Man 2: Ok, I will do it.
He does. An hour goes by, and no one arrives.
Man 2: What happened? It didn't work!
Man 1: Try doing it again.
He does. Another hour, sti...