If two wrongs don't make a right, then what do three rights make?

a left.

I got fired from my job as an animal rights activist

All I said was that sometimes it feels like you’re beating a dead horse when you try to get people to donate

Lads if you are bored! Phone up women's rights groups...

And ask to speak to the man in charge.

My girlfriend told me to call her Mrs. Right

She forgot to tell me her first name was Always

My girlfriend is like the Miranda Rights.

Anything I say can and will be used against me.

Did you hear abute the organization that advocates for Canadians’ gun rights?

The “NR, eh?”

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