Many top scientists are on the autism spectrum..

And that means that autism causes vaccines.

After extensive research, I've concluded that unvaccinated children will have a higher chance of not being on the Autistic Spectrum

Instead, they have a considerable higher chance of being dead...

What should you give the man who has everything?

Broad spectrum antibiotics.

My friends keep telling me I’m on the autism spectrum...

...I can never tell if they’re joking or not.

My doctor just told me I was insane

But if I'm in-sane, it means that I'm "in" the "sane" spectrum. So I'm ok right?

What trait do autistic people and leprechauns share?

They're both on the spectrum

Why does Trump not believe in the color spectrum?

It's all fake hues.

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Three years ago I mistakenly bought my son a giant conch shell…

I have a son who’s on the spectrum. It’s quite common for people like him to latch onto one specific topic and become an absolute encyclopedia about it. Some people choose trains, some a cartoon. For my son, this was mollusks. Interesting topic I know, but it seemed to be a pretty good deal for us b...

I used have a friend who was on the spectrum

I asked him, “On what spectrum, the electromagnetic spectrum?”

He responded, “No, I’m autistic.”

So I responded, “So what, you don’t understand jokes?”

When political debate comes up this Thanksgiving break and you find someone at the other end of spectrum just say one thing.

WRONG. WRONG. WRONG.

What’s the difference between light and dark soy sauce?

I asked Alexa, what’s the difference between light and dark soy sauce?

Dark soy sauce is used in Chinese cooking to add colour and flavour to dishes. Light is an electromagnetic radiation within a certain portion of the electro magnetic spectrum.

Thanks Alexa - you’re not technically w...

What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento

How do you know Roy G. Biv was vaccinated?

He’s all over the spectrum.

A comedian was on vacation in London.

A comedian was on a vacation in London when he came across a large crowd. He pushed and squeezed his way past the ocean of people and saw the Royal Family who were on their way to have lunch. As he takes out his phone to snap a photo, he saw from the corner of his eye a shady man pushing past the cr...

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My Favorite Joke which I’ll tell and then explain why I love it.

A sheep herder has.a new girlfriend. They’re lying in bed after a night of intimacy and engaged in pillow talk.

The gal says, “So before me, how experienced were you?”

The sheep herder starts counting and falls asleep.

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Three Reasons I love thi...

A woman asks her husband...

about the electromagnetic spectrum so that she may help her son with his homework. She asks, "sweetheart, what comes after visible light again?" The father answers, "Ultraviolet, darling."

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Judaism is a lot like the pH scale.

On one side of the spectrum there are basic Jews, and on the other side, Hasidic.

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Stacey

Her name was Stacey.

One day I asked Stacey out on a date.

She turned me down.

You see I used to have a stutter, and she thought that it was annoying.

I was like: “Okay, whatever b-b-b-bitch.”

I didn’t see her again for two years.

I was walking on the street...

I didn't think I was any good at drawing until my parents took me to see the doctor

Anyone else on the artistic spectrum?

Why don't redditors use emojis often?

Those on the autism spectrum have difficulty recognising facial expressions and the emotions behind them.

My mental health is like a rainbow

All over the spectrum

I think my wife considers me her rainbow.

Or at least, according to her, I'm on the spectrum.

Orchestra Joke

The orchestra one evening was playing a song that was noted for being on the lower side of the musical spectrum.

As they played through the night, the conductor would on occasion shoot an angry glare at one of the musicians.

After a few of these glares, the musician leans over to his ...

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