What do you call the collective of all movies, songs, and stories about dogs?
The combination of legalized marijuana and Canadas cold winter brings us to a state of collective...
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How does a casual-catholic scientist collectively refer to Christmas and Easter church services?
My daughter says she now identifies as a small group of words that have a collective meaning
Should I be worried, or is it just a phrase?
What’s the collective noun for a group of bloodsucking parasites?
Joseph Stalin goes to visit one of the farming collectives outside Moscow
He wants to see their progress with the latest Five-Year Plan.
'Tell Me Comrade,' he asks one farmer. 'How did the potatoes do this year?'
'Very Well, Comrade Stalin. If we piled them up, they would reach God.'
'But God does not exist, Comrade Farmer'
Kids are always coming up with the strangest slang. Remember "on fleek" or when "dank" stopped meaning dingy?
I was working as a counselor at a summer camp one year. The kids came up with a new one and proceeded to absolutely run it into the ground. One day in the cafeteria, one of the ner...
So I learned some interesting things today
I get a kick out of words and word histories, so reading up I learned the word "CENTURION" came from the old Latin word for one hundred, because they were an officer in charge of one hundred soldiers. I also learned that the term "DECIMATE" comes from a collective punishment centurions would mete o...
Science/Engineering joke from my lab today
So today I was in fluids lab and our lab was about surface tension. As part of that, we were supposed to estimate the angle of a meniscus of water in a tube, so one guy was doing the angle estimation, I was measuring something else and the other guy was recording data. Anyway, I asked the guy who wa...
A Communist Party Bureaucrat drives down to a collective farm to register a potato harvest
"Comrade farmer, how has the harvest been this year?" the official asks.
"Oh, by the grace of God we have had mountains of potatoes", answers the farmer.
"But there is no God" counters the official.
"Huh", says the farmer, "And there are no mountains of potatoes either"
What happens when an entire Borg cube is exasperated?
They let out a collective sigh.
My family have been doing a collective workout challenge.
It was tough at first, very intense. As of this weekend though I can say we've collectively lost 80kg....