For those who don't understand why management at Netflix has collectively shit the bed.
It's a Heard mentality.
Authorities in Lake Tahoe are on the lookout for three bears that have collectively broken into more than 30 homes
Current leads suggest that the bears’ location to be somewhere in the goldilock zone
My daughter says she now identifies as a small group of words that have a collective meaning
Should I be worried, or is it just a phrase?
What do you call the collective of all movies, songs, and stories about dogs?
What’s the collective noun for a group of bloodsucking parasites?
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So a church needed a bell ringer…
The friar puts a sign outside that said ‘bell ringer wanted, tryouts Saturday morning’
Saturday morning rolls around, and there were three people lined up out front of the church waiting to try to ring the bell. A tall, muscular man, a skinnier, frail man, and an average sized man.
What do you call a group of communist psychologists passed out drunk?
A collective unconscious.
In a city, not so long ago, there was a collective of friars.
These friars decided to come to this city to spread their religion by buying a church. This church was old (the only church the city had for sale, really), but the friars didn't care. They put on some of that good ol' elbow grease and got it looking good again. Once their church was as ready as can ...
A Communist Party Bureaucrat drives down to a collective farm to register a potato harvest
"Comrade farmer, how has the harvest been this year?" the official asks.
"Oh, by the grace of God we have had mountains of potatoes", answers the farmer.
"But there is no God" counters the official.
"Huh", says the farmer, "And there are no mountains of potatoes either"
My family have been doing a collective workout challenge.
It was tough at first, very intense. As of this weekend though I can say we've collectively lost 80kg....
A commissar goes to a collective farm...
... And hails a farmer to ask about how his village's farms are doing.
The farmer says "Oh Comrade Commissar, if we stacked all the potatoes in a pile, it would reach the foot of God!"
The commissar raises an eyebrow and says "Comrade farmer, we live in the USSR. There is no god." ...