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Collective Jokes

I Like Jung's Theory of the Collective Unconscious

I think we're all asleep at the wheel!

My daughter says she now identifies as a small group of words that have a collective meaning

Should I be worried, or is it just a phrase?

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For those who don't understand why management at Netflix has collectively shit the bed.

It's a Heard mentality.

What do you call the collective of all movies, songs, and stories about dogs?

Pup culture

Authorities in Lake Tahoe are on the lookout for three bears that have collectively broken into more than 30 homes

Current leads suggest that the bears’ location to be somewhere in the goldilock zone

What’s the collective noun for a group of bloodsucking parasites?

A Senate.

A Communist Party Bureaucrat drives down to a collective farm to register a potato harvest

"Comrade farmer, how has the harvest been this year?" the official asks.

"Oh, by the grace of God we have had mountains of potatoes", answers the farmer.

"But there is no God" counters the official.

"Huh", says the farmer, "And there are no mountains of potatoes either"

My family have been doing a collective workout challenge.

It was tough at first, very intense. As of this weekend though I can say we've collectively lost 80kg....


...or, Grandad.

A commissar goes to a collective farm...

... And hails a farmer to ask about how his village's farms are doing.

The farmer says "Oh Comrade Commissar, if we stacked all the potatoes in a pile, it would reach the foot of God!"

The commissar raises an eyebrow and says "Comrade farmer, we live in the USSR. There is no god."
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