I accidentally typed my symptoms into IMDB instead of WebMD
and found out I have Gary Busey
If your surprised that Jeffrey Epstein commited suicide this morning
Imagine how surprised he must have been.
I typed "Missing medieval servant" into Google...
But it just came up with "Page not found".
I typed cigarette lighter into google
I got 15’000 matches
Got sick so I typed my symptoms into WebMD
Was told I may have connectivity issues
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
Typed this up, hoping it’s new blood.
Terry is going door to door selling peaches. He’s doing okay for himself, and he rounds the corner and comes upon an apartment complex. Lots of potential sales in one spot! He walks up to the first door and knocks.
The lady of the house opens the door wearing a robe which doesn’t leave much ...
Yo mama so stupid, her password requirement needed to be 8 characters long so she typed in
"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs".
So I typed in "r/lastweeksposts"...
And was immediately redirected to 9gag. Go figure.
I typed “ninjas” into thesaurus.com. It said “ninjas cannot be found.”
Well played ninjas, well played.
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer.
They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering.
Finally God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. Th...
Joke Of The Month
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. He accidentally typed the wrong email address, and without realising he sent the email to a widow who had just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check h...
My favourite joke: Now Hiring
A dog sees a "Now hiring" poster outside of a computer store. The poster reads:
"Must be able to type. Must be able to program. And must be bilingual. We are an equal opportunity employer."
The dog takes the poster in his mouth, and walks in. The manager spots the dog, and deci...
Really frustrating when autocorrect comes up with a *completely* different word just because you typed one letter wrong.
Someone told me there’s an easy fix, I just hope they’re Rihanna.
I breathed a sigh of relief when I typed the letter "y"...
...when I had to type "analytics" into the search bar during a presentation at work.
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