Three lawyers and three engineers were travelling by train to a conference.
At the station, each lawyer bought a ticket whereas the engineers bought only one ticket between them.
"How are you going to travel on a single ticket?" asked a lawyer.
"Wait and watch" answered one of the engineers.
When they boarded the train, the lawyers took their seats, but...
A Scotsman, carrying a huge suitcase, has been riding a London bus for five miles along its route, all the while attempting to avoid the ticket collector. Finally, the conductor manages to corner him and tells him to pay up.
"You've been on for five miles--that'll be 50p, please, and 10p for your suitcase." The Scotsman responds, "I ha'not, I want a ha'penny fare, just got on this vera moment."
They begin to argue, and the ticket collector becomes more and more enraged, and finally, as the bus is passing over Lon...
Everyone have your tickets ready
Three lawyers and three engineers are sent to conference. The lawyers being lavish as they are, choose to buy a first class ticket for each of the three of them. When they meet up with the engineers, they notice they only bought one coach ticket for the three of them.
"How do you suppose you'...
Three engineers and three executives are on a train going to a convention.
The business men each buy three tickets and the engineers buy a single ticket.
The executives start snickering, "how are the three of you going to stay on the train with just one ticket?"
"Watch", says one of the engineers, and the three of them pile into one of the bathrooms.
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Two physicists and two mathematicians are invited to a conference at university
(You may think you’ve heard this before but I’ve got a twist on the ending)
The four guys meet up and find a train to the conference.
At the train station, the physicists buy two tickets each, but the mathematicians only buy one.
They board the train and begin talking, but when...
So there are a group of engineers and a group of mathematicians heading to a conference
They are sitting on a train together when both groups spot the train's ticket collector coming down the aisle. Quickly two of the engineers scuttle into the washroom, leaving the mathematicians confused. After the collector stamps all the mathematicians tickets he approaches the washroom and knocks....
Three New Zealanders and three Australians are at a train station...
The Aussies notice that the Kiwis only bought 1 train ticket between the three of them.
"How exactly do you three plan on travelling with one ticket?" one asked.
"None of your business, mate" said one of the Kiwis.
Skeptical, the Aussies watched them as they boarded the train, t...
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Joe and Tim
Tim was a ticket collector in the bus...One day a heavily built guy named Joe entered and shooed him off. This repeated for another two weeks. Pissed off, he started bodybuilding and in a month he had huge biceps The next day Joe once again said,"Joe does not need a ticket" "Why the f*ck d...
Stalin, Kruschev, and Brezhnev are riding a train when it suddenly grinds to a halt.
Stalin says, "I know what to do. We shoot the conductor, the ticket collector, and ten passengers at random. Then the train will run again."
"No, I have a better idea," says Kruchev. "We tell everyone on the train that true communism is just around the corner! Then the train will run again."<...
Engineers!
Background information:
In India we have long distance trains which are pulled using engines and have toilet facilities, and seats which double as beds. It issues two types of tickets one is to ride the train (used by people to travel short distances, 8-10hrs) and another is to ride the train...
A man gets a job on a train...
A man gets a job on a train. He starts off as anyone does, as a lowly janitor. He sweeps the floors, cleans the seats, and scrubs the windows. He doesn't get paid much, but he's a hard-working man, and does his job well. He's such a hard worker that eventually he gets promoted to ticket collector. H...
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