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A blonde goes to the doctor and says "I keep finding these Colombian postage stamps in my vagina"

The doctor takes a look and says "Ma'am, those aren't postage stamps, those are stickers from bannanas"

Have you heard the one about the letter with no postage?

You wouldn't get it.

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What do you call it when you cover your penis in postage stamps?

Junk mail.

(Credit to one if my FB friends)

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I was so pissed off when I had to buy a $400 plane ticket for my child.

The craigslist ad said the price included postage.

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A woman goes to her gynecologist.

“What seems to be the problem?” Asked the gyno.

“Something is terribly wrong. I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my vagina.”

The gynecologist has a look, chuckles and says,

“Those aren’t postage stamps my dear. They’re the stickers off the bananas.”

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EA to donate 50% of profits from future titles to starving children around the world.

After they make them purchase the postage, packing materials, fuel for the planes, silverware, plates, drinking cups, seasonings, construct hand out facilities, eating establishments, refuse disposal, environmental studies on said refuse disposal, labor costs and finally any and all expenses from F...

What kind of tattoo does a Postal Service worker get?

A tramp stamp, and it says, "No postage necessary if nailed in the US."

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If you buy stuff on line.

check out the seller carefully.
A friend has just spent $95, plus postage. on a penis enlarger.
Bastards sent him a magnifying glass.
The only instructions said, "Do not use in sunlight. •

what travels around the world but stays in one corner?

postage stamp

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A guy buys a chihuahua guard dog....

After a high spike in the local crime rate, a guy decided it was time to buy a dog to protect his home and family. Wanting a trained guard dog, he went to the local training school.

He tells the salesman he is looking for a good guard dog, but his house isn't that big and he has a postage s...

So I accidentally sent nudes to everyone in my address book.

Worst part about it? Cost me a small fortune in postage stamps.

Why did the letter arrive wet?

Because it had postage dew.

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