UPJOKE
postage stamppostcardstampcourierairmailemailpostage meterpostalsnail mailitemstampspassportchargemailletter

Postage Jokes

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

[Blonde][NSFW] The blonde asked her gynecologist “Why do I finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my vagina?”

The amused doctor replied, “Those aren’t postage stamps, they’re the stickers that come on bananas”

When an unpopular President completed his presidency, he wanted a special postage stamp issued with his picture on it.

He stressed that it should be of international quality. The stamps were duly released and the former President was pleased. But within a couple of days of the release of the stamp, he began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and he was furious. So he ordered an investigatio...

Have you heard the one about the letter with no postage?

You wouldn't get it.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A blond woman goes to the hospital...

"What seems to be the problem?" asked the Doctor.
"Something is terribly wrong, I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my vagina."

The Doctor had a look, chuckled and said "Those aren't postage stamps my dear,
they're the stickers off the bananas"

US Postal Service was considering a new Trump postage stamp...

But in the early focus-group testing, most people were spitting on the wrong side causing the stamp not to stick to the envelopes.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What do you call it when you cover your penis in postage stamps?

Junk mail.

(Credit to one if my FB friends)

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Warning to all men about eBay.

Be careful what you buy on eBay.

If you buy stuff on line, be sure to

check out the seller carefully.

I just spent £95 + postage,

on a penis enlarger.

Bastards sent me a magnifying glass.

The only instructions said, "Do not use in sunlight."

I hate hostage negotiations, where you have to prove you're a trusted identity, and you have to meet up at some out-of-the-way location.

Sorry, I meant postage negotiations.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Yesterday I sent a nude pic to everyone in my address book

Not only was it embarrassing, it cost a fortune in postage.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I wonder if she got mileage points?

So a woman goes to the Ob/Gyn.

Ob: What brings you in today?
Patient: Uhm... I’ve been finding Costa Rican postage stamps in my vagina.
Ob: You’ve been finding what, where?!
Patient: Costa Rican postage stamps in my vagina...
Ob: Have you BEEN to Costa Rica?
Patient: No!
Ob...

What's the biggest drawback to voting by mail?

Postage from Russia will cost a fortune!

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I was so pissed off when I had to buy a $400 plane ticket for my child.

The craigslist ad said the price included postage.

what travels around the world but stays in one corner?

postage stamp

What kind of tattoo does a Postal Service worker get?

A tramp stamp, and it says, "No postage necessary if nailed in the US."

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A guy buys a chihuahua guard dog....

After a high spike in the local crime rate, a guy decided it was time to buy a dog to protect his home and family. Wanting a trained guard dog, he went to the local training school.

He tells the salesman he is looking for a good guard dog, but his house isn't that big and he has a postage s...

Why did the letter arrive wet?

Because it had postage dew.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

EA to donate 50% of profits from future titles to starving children around the world.

After they make them purchase the postage, packing materials, fuel for the planes, silverware, plates, drinking cups, seasonings, construct hand out facilities, eating establishments, refuse disposal, environmental studies on said refuse disposal, labor costs and finally any and all expenses from F...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.