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A blonde goes to the doctor and says "I keep finding these Colombian postage stamps in my vagina"

The doctor takes a look and says "Ma'am, those aren't postage stamps, those are stickers from bannanas"

Have you heard the one about the letter with no postage?

You wouldn't get it.

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What do you call it when you cover your penis in postage stamps?

Junk mail.

(Credit to one if my FB friends)

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A blonde goes to her gynecologist...

"What seems to be the problem?" he asked her.

"Something is terribly wrong, I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my vagina!"

The gynecologist took a look, chuckled and said, "Those aren't postage stamps, ma'am. They're the stickers off the bananas."

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EA to donate 50% of profits from future titles to starving children around the world.

After they make them purchase the postage, packing materials, fuel for the planes, silverware, plates, drinking cups, seasonings, construct hand out facilities, eating establishments, refuse disposal, environmental studies on said refuse disposal, labor costs and finally any and all expenses from F...

what travels around the world but stays in one corner?

postage stamp

Why did the letter arrive wet?

Because it had postage dew.