You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

They just pick things up as they go along

I've got so many bill collectors coming after me

They call me with Google Meet

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I wrote this joke about collectors. tell me what you think.

Q. What do you call someone who collects stamps?

A. A philatelist.

Q. What do you call someone who collects coins?

A. A numismatist.

Q. What do you call someone who collects both?

A. A fucking nerd.

Why are no garbage collectors allowed at the White House?

Because nothing would be left.

A man crosses the border each morning on a donkey...

...and each day, his donkey is loaded with only bags of straw. When he reaches the bridge marking the border, the tax collectors search his bags to calculate what duty he must pay on his exports. Every day, they find nothing. And yet, in the evening, after their shift has finished and they are in th...

Garbage Collector

A father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?"

"Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," replied the boy's father.

His friend thought for a moment and responded, "That's a strange ambition to have for a career."

"Well," said the...

I asked the local homeless guy what he thought of the rubbish collectors in this city.

He said, "They leave a lot to be desired."

I turn into Tupac when bill collectors call.

"There's no way I can pay you back, but my plan is to show you that I understand"

I feel sorry for comic book collectors.

They have so many issues

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The Penguin Collector

So, there's this guy. This guy collects penguins. He doesn't collect penguin statues or toys or anything, he collects real, living penguins. Penguins of all sorts, Emperor Penguins, King Penguins, Little Penguins, African Penguins, all the penguins.

Now, these penguins live all over his hous...

I don’t understand why my credit score is so low.

Every time collectors call, they say my payments have been outstanding.

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

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Why do record collectors have bad sex lives?

They're always complaining about the 10" they don't have.

A man was caught in a river current and hanging on to some rocks in order to avoid being carried away.



Nasrudin and a friend noticed him, and the friend went up to him, extended his arm, and said, "Give me your hand so I can help you out."

The man, however, did not cooperate.

Nasrudin then asked the man what he did for a living.

"I collect taxes," the other replied.
...

I hate people who can’t let go of the past

Debt collectors are the worst

A homeless and one million dollars

(to a homeless)

\--What will you do if you are given one million dollars?

\--Oh, I will pay the collectors.

\--And the rest?

\--And the rest of the collectors will have to wait.

I sold my foot that had the Tic-Tac toe today...

I heard collectors pay more for items in mint condition.

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