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Halloween Themed Jokes

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What is a Halloween themed Fleshlight called?

A Jackoff-lantern.

I used to use a Halloween themed dating app

I left because I kept getting ghosted.

A redditor walks into r/jokes...

The redditor notices the subs new avatar and immediately leaves.

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