Precedent Jokes - 9 Hilarious Precedent Jokes

The republicans are right: It is a very dangerous precedent

Edit: Misspelled President.

Trump has perfect historical precedent to support building his southern border wall...

China built a wall and they have hardly any Mexicans there...

I used to be afraid of living alone all my life till I read even serial killers often had partners.

I'm glad there are precedents.

Would you say electing dumb presidents is...

The precedent

Why did a time traveller kill John Wilks Booth?

Because he was trying to kill the precedent

What was Trump's reaction to the petition for him to release his tax returns

Not my precedent

Donald Trump invites Obama, George W Bush and Bill Clinton to Mar-a-Lago for a President's weekend.

They decide to play volleyball, Democrats vs Republicans. As they walk to the court, Bush asks Trump, "I gotta ask, why didn't you release your tax returns?" Trump replied, "Well, I was going to eventually, but as the public became more demanding I felt like caving in to that kind of pressure would ...

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An interesting story

There once was a King of a tribe in Africa. He lived in a huge, round house made of grass, typical of all the others in the village, except that his was the largest. By day he sat on the stump of a tree, which had been brought into his hut, and covered with animal skins. Everyone else sat on the flo...

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Railroad tracks, a horses ass... and rockets! [Long]

The US standard railroad gauge (the distance between two rails) is 4 feet 8.5 inches... an exceedingly odd number.

Why was that gauge used?

Because a number of the early railroad lines in the US were built to fit standard-gauge locomotives manufactured by English railroad pioneer G...

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