No one believes seniors . . . Everyone thinks they are senile
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared...
Every time my significant other asks me why people act weird when they hear we are high school sweethearts...
I tell her I have no idea. What... just because I'm her AP Bio teacher I'm supposed to know everything?
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An old Jewish man is on his deathbed and he calls his wife over to him. "Esther, when we were childhood sweethearts during the war and were captured by the Nazis and put in the concentration camp, you were by my side."
"After the war, when we moved to England, got married and had to work 12 hours a day to pay for a single room, you were by my side."
"Later when my business collapsed and we were again left penniless, you were by my side."
"And now finally, as I prepare to die, you are again by my sid...
What's forbidden to diabetic vampires
sweethearts
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