"You always try and trick me with your privileged right to be first every time, then, you try and manipulate me into making dumb mistakes. You look down on me, don't you? Is it because I'm black!?"
I sighed and said, "Look, you can be white if you want darling, it's only a game of chess!"
What did the young, privileged, and naive crustacean say to the other crustacean?
“I don’t sea shells”
What do you call a privileged post office?
Cis White Mail
A gorgeous woman goes to a Doctor looking fantastic: hair and makeup done by a professional, Gucci heels, Versace dress and Prada purse...
"I've been stung by a nasty insect of some kind," she tells the doctor, "...but I'm ashamed to tell you where."
"It's okay," says the good doctor. "Our communication is privileged; I won't tell anyone."
"Okay, It was at Walmart."
Cindy and Lucy were to high-powered DC lawyers.
They had been childhood friends, gone to the same law school, and gone into partnership together. Through their hard work, they became well known in the DC area and bumped elbows with politicians.
One summer, they decided to hold a fourth of july party and invite all the members of congress....
I visited Kenya...
I was in Kenya for holiday and decided to visit a poor village. There I met a married couple who told me about their everyday life. The wife told how she makes clothes for a living and makes 1.75 dollars a day. The husband was a farmer who only made 2 dollars a day.
It broke my heart. I felt ...
A Preacher is at his dying church members bed
The preacher is talking to the man, saying how he will say a prayer for his quick healing when all of a sudden the man begins to attempt to tell him something
The man motions with his hand so the pastor steps closer "What is it? What do you need?" The pastor asked
and are thrown into jail. Since these are privileged folks, they’re put into a special jail where they live a single common living space, without separate rooms.
The cytologists start submitting complaints immediately to the state. Because without cells, it doesn’t meet living conditions.
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[slight racism] So a Hercules plane is failing while carrying a small squad...
A Hercules plane has a motor go kapputt while in flight. The soldiers inside start throwing equipment off the plane to keep it lighter and help it fly better until it can land, but after they toss almost everything, the general says:
* General: We need to throw someone out of the plane! ...
The local Muslim community had raised enough money to build a new house of worship...
The local Muslim community had raised enough money to build a new house of worship, but others in the community wanted to send the money as aid to less privileged countries. To choose what they would do with the money, the leaders of the Islamic community decided to have an event where everyone coul...
I'd like to teach under-privelaged kids lattice geometry
Nothing would give me more pleasure than getting at-risk youth hooked on crystal math.
**EDIT** I'm terribly sorry for misspelling under-privileged
I've started to take the SJW movement seriously and have applied it to my parenting style
It's why I'm ignoring all my 10-month olds privileged white male tears.